Re: NONPD Rules

[JoAnn Coen <jac713@xxxxxxxx>]

darwin - I have learned in my 60 some-odd years, that men want their
wives/girl friends or whatever to have hair down to their waist and they
want 5 acres to live on , but won't take care of either one. The woman
has to wash her own hair and most of the time mow the acreage.  Also, at
my office, I don't mind using the men's restroom in a pinch, but the only
problem is, I have a tendency to face the wall.
Jo Ann
On Fri, 14 Jan 2000 13:48:54 -0500 "Hawkins, Darwin"
<Darwin.Hawkins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> writes:
>Something to lighten the day of approximately half of you out there on
>the
>list! And we do love the rest of you, please don't get upset with us!
>
>
>> Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
>>
>> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
>>
>> 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
>>
>> 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
>>
>> 4. Sunday = Sports.
>>
>> 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
>>
>> 6. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
>> complain about having their boobs stared at.
>>
>> 7. You have too many shoes.
>>
>> 8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
>>
>> 9. Mark Anniversaries on a calendar.
>>
>> 10. Peeing while standing is inherently more difficult than doing so
>at
>> point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
>>
>> 11. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
>>
>> 12. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
>>
>> 13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
>>
>> 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an
>> argument.
>>
>> 15. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
>expect us
>> to act like the soap opera guys.
>>
>> 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
>ways
>> makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
>>
>> 17. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know
>how
>> pretty you are?
>>
>> 18. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
>>
>> 19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
>done.
>> Not both.
>>
>> 20. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
>>
>> 21. You have enough clothes.
>>
>> 22. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
>>
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