Re: NONPD Rules

[Audrey <askrzyniarz@xxxxxxxxxx>]

hi hawkins:) this is audrey friend of an aussie guy who is special and has
pd.. I think you all are wonderful !   your posting just arrived as I was
reading my 256 emails many to do with the stock market that I invest in ,
but they hardly hold the interest yours did.. that was the funniest analogy
of why guys and women do not always understand one another.. :)) please find
more so I might send it to my guy in oz.. I talked with him this morning on
icq and passed on some things I had learned from some of you  ..his response
was this: I hate message boards and thanks that is nice.. so, I guess it is
up to me to keep pushing to help him whether or not he likes what I find .
and yes, I know he is depressed and yes his disposition has changed and yes
he tended  to have been solitary before he contracted pd..  thank you all :
you lighten my day...


----- Original Message -----
From: Hawkins, Darwin <Darwin.Hawkins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <PARKINSN@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, January 14, 2000 10:48 AM
Subject: NONPD Rules


> Something to lighten the day of approximately half of you out there on the
> list! And we do love the rest of you, please don't get upset with us!
>
>
> > Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
> >
> > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
> >
> > 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
> >
> > 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
> >
> > 4. Sunday = Sports.
> >
> > 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
> >
> > 6. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
> > complain about having their boobs stared at.
> >
> > 7. You have too many shoes.
> >
> > 8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
> >
> > 9. Mark Anniversaries on a calendar.
> >
> > 10. Peeing while standing is inherently more difficult than doing so at
> > point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
> >
> > 11. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
> >
> > 12. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
> >
> > 13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
> >
> > 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an
> > argument.
> >
> > 15. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
> > to act like the soap opera guys.
> >
> > 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways
> > makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
> >
> > 17. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how
> > pretty you are?
> >
> > 18. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
> >
> > 19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done.
> > Not both.
> >
> > 20. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
> >
> > 21. You have enough clothes.
> >
> > 22. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
> >
> >
> >
> >
>