Non PD Humor

[Mary Ann Ryan <lambs@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Subject: Mergers


> Are your investments in order? Below are some of the latest
> rumors from Wall Street. In the wake of the AOL/Time Warner
> deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:
>
> Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
> W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
>
> Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge
> to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
>
> 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.
>
> John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.
>
> Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
> merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.
>
> Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm
> Home.
>
> Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become
> Mine All Mine.
>
> Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.
>
> Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing
> reproductive organs.
>
> Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and
> become Fairwell Honeychild.
>
> 3M, J.C.  Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and
> become 3 Penney Opera.
>
> Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge
> and become Knott NOW!
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