Re: Non PD Humor

[Murray Charters <Murray_Charters@xxxxxxxxx>]

On 24 Jan 00 at 14:41, Mary Ann Ryan wrote:

Subject: Mergers

> Are your investments in order? Below are some of the latest
> rumors from Wall Street. In the wake of the AOL/Time Warner
> deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:
>
> Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
> W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
>
SNIP

Very good Mary Ann,

Now here's one for you...

  PROVERBS FOR THE MILLENNIUM

   1.  Home is where you hang your @.
   2.  The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
   3.  A journey of a thousand sites begins wit   hasingleclick.
   4.  You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
   5.  Great groups from little icons grow.
   6.  Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
   7.  In some places, C:\ is the root of all directories.
   8.  Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
   9.  Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.
   10. The modem is the message.
   11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
   12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
   13. There's no place like 
   14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
   15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
   16. What boots up must come down.
   17. Windows will never cease.
   18. Virtual reality is its own reward.
   19. Modulation in all things.
   20. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
the Net and he won't bother you for weeks


All the best ............... murray
Murray_Charters@xxxxxxxxx