NONPD: Safety Notice

["Hawkins, Darwin" <Darwin.Hawkins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

As I have mentioned in the past, I believe strongly that laughter is the
best medicine. Although a bit risqué, here is about $200 worth of pills.
They only problem is your Kleenex bill goes up from wiping the tears from
your eyes.

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> Safety notice
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> Here's your weekly safety brief. Be careful what you wear (or don't
> wear),when working under your vehicle...especially in public.
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> From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central
> west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break
> down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
> shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small
> group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male
> legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts,
> his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
> Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked
> everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the
> hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head. 
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