Re: NONPD: Serious Thinking

[bernardo klainberg <berniesweet@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

rigght on darwin, i have worshippped steven w. long time,

"i stuck   my car key into the front door and the house started up !

"i then drove it to a better location, but the residents chased me away.

bernie


> From: "Hawkins, Darwin" <Darwin.Hawkins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Reply-To: Parkinson's Information Exchange Network
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> Subject: NONPD: Serious Thinking
> Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 12:03:45 -0500
>
> I just love Steven Wright type humor, simply because there is some truth in
> the humor.
>
> Darwin
>
>
>
> He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
>
> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
>
> A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
>
> On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
> I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
>
> When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
>
> Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. (My personal
> favorite!)
>
> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
>
> I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>
> He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
>
> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
> misquoted, then used against you.
>
> I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
>
> Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>
> Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
>
> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. (A favorite to most
> Engineers)
>
> It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
> and blamed it on the cost of living.
>
> Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. (My first
> runner up choice!)
>
> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of
> getting something right, there's a 90% probability
> you'll get it wrong.
>
> It is said that if you line up all the cars in the
> world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to
> try and pass them.
>
> You can't have everything, where would you put it?
>
> Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75%
> of the world's population.
>
> The things that come to those that wait may be the
> things left by those who got there first.
>
> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
>
> It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
>
> Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
>
> I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
>
> I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
>
> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
> people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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