Fwd: back at you: smile

["Bernard Barber,Ph.D." <dbbarber@xxxxxxxx>]

> From: Carole.Mannheim@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: back at you: smile
> To: "Bernard Barber,Ph.D." <dbbarber@xxxxxxxx>
> Date: Tue, 24 Oct 2000 10:14:48 -0500
> X-MIMETrack: Serialize by Router on AA1MTA/Hennepin(Release 5.0.5
> |September 22, 2000) at
>  10/24/2000 10:15:32 AM
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> DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS COMPUTERS
>  >
>  If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and
>  the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the
>  address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
>  then the socket packet pocket has an error to
>  report.
>  >
>  If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
>  and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the
>  trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index
>  doesn't hash, then your situation's
>  hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
>  >
>  If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
>  says the network is connected to the button on your
>  mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another
>  protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
>  down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
>  side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are
>  as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot, and
>  go out with a bang, because as sure as I'm a
>  poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
>  >
>  When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the
>  disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary
>  risk, then you have to flash your memory, and you'll
>  want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the
>  computer and be sure to tell your mom.
> --
> Kjell Stenberg
> Informational Systems Intern
> Minnesotans for an Energy Efficient Economy