Fwd: Fw: A Blondes Revenge

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In a message dated 98-04-10 12:44:55 EDT, suechene@xxxxxxxx writes:

>
>  >>THE LAWYER AND THE BLONDE
>  >>
>  >>A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
>  >>from LA to NY.  The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
>  to
>  >>play a fun game.  The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
>  >>declines and rolls over to the window to catach a few winks.
>  >>
>  >>The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot
>  >>of fun.  He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
>  >>answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa."  Again, she politely declines
>  and tries
>  >>to get some sleep.
>  >>
>  >>The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
>  >>answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
>  >>$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
>  match.
>  >>This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
>  >>end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
>  >>
>  >>The lawyer asks the first question.  "What's the distance from the
>  >earth to the moon?"  The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her
>  purse,
>  >>pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
>  >>
>  >>Now, it's the blonde's turn.  She asks the lawyer:  "What goes up a
>  >hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"  The lawyer looks at
>  her
>  >>with a puzzled look.  He takes out his laptop computer and searches all
>  his
>  >>references.  He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
>  >>Net and the Library of Congress.  Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all
>  his
>  >>coworkers and friends he knows.  All to no avail.
>  >>
>  >>After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50.  The blonde
>  >>politely takes the $50, and turns away to get back to sleep.  The
>  >>lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
>  "Well, so
>  >>what IS the answer?"  Without a word, the blonde reaches into her
>  purse,
>  >>hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
>


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>>THE LAWYER AND THE BLONDE
>>
>>A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
>>from LA to NY.  The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
to
>>play a fun game.  The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
>>declines and rolls over to the window to catach a few winks.
>>
>>The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot
>>of fun.  He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
>>answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa."  Again, she politely declines
and tries
>>to get some sleep.
>>
>>The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
>>answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
>>$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
match.
>>This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
>>end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
>>
>>The lawyer asks the first question.  "What's the distance from the
>earth to the moon?"  The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her
purse,
>>pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
>>
>>Now, it's the blonde's turn.  She asks the lawyer:  "What goes up a
>hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"  The lawyer looks at
her
>>with a puzzled look.  He takes out his laptop computer and searches all
his
>>references.  He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
>>Net and the Library of Congress.  Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all
his
>>coworkers and friends he knows.  All to no avail.
>>
>>After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50.  The blonde
>>politely takes the $50, and turns away to get back to sleep.  The
>>lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, so
>>what IS the answer?"  Without a word, the blonde reaches into her
purse,
>>hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.



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