HUMOR : Proofs

[Joao Paulo Carvalho <joaocarv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I hope all had a happy Easter....and hope you enjoy these proofs :

  THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
     1. He went into his father's business
     2. He lived at home until the age of
        33
     3. He was sure his mother was a
        virgin, and
        his mother was sure he was God

     THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS Irish:
     1. He never got married.
     2. He never held a steady job
     3. His last request was a drink

     THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO
     RICAN:
     1.His first name was Jesus
     2.He was always in trouble with the
     law
     3.His mother did not know who his
     father was

     THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
     1. He talked with his hands
     2. He had wine with every meal
     3. He worked in the building trades

     THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
     1. He called everybody brother
     2. He had no permanent address
     3. Nobody would hire him

     THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS
     CALIFORNIAN:

     1. He never cut his hair
     2. He walked around barefoot
     3. He invented a new religion
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Cheers,
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