Non PD: WHY WE'RE SO TIRED

[Gail Vass <WBanks@xxxxxxxxx>]

WHY WE'RE SO TIRED

  For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron deficient
  blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.

  But now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm
  overworked.

  The population of this country is 237 million.
  104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the
  work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million
  to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by
  the federal government.

  This leaves 19 million to do the work.
  Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15
  million to do the work.

  Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for
  State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do
  the work.

  There are 188,000 ill and in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000
  to do the work.

  Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just
  two people to do the work.

  You and me.
  And you're sitting there screwing around with our email....

   tee...hee...Gail Vass