Non PD humor

[Nancy Burnham <burnham@xxxxxxx>]

Hi everyone,
Here's a nice, inoffensive joke for you.

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in
America.  For their entire adult live Bob and Earl discussed baseball
history in the winter and they poured over every box score during the
season.  They went to 60 games a yea.  They even agreed that whoever
died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was
baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee
victory earlier in the evening.  He died happy.  A few nights later, his
buddy Earl  awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.  "Bob, is
that you?" Earl asked.  "Of course it's me,"  Bob replied.  "This is
unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed.  "So  tell me, is there baseball in
heaven?"

"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you.  Which do you
want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh that is wonderful!  So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"Your pitching tomorrow night."