Non PD: Cat humor...

[Debbie White <dwhite@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

This is for the many cat lovers I have heard from on the list. Debbie White
dwhite@xxxxxxxxxxxx

>
>  >An older woman was cleaning out her attic, with her cat by her side for
> company.  Amongst the boxes and old papers, she found a little lamp.  She
> picked it up and wiped it off on her apron, when *POOF* out  popped a
> Genie.  "I will grant you three wishes" proclaimed the Genie. The woman
> thought for a moment and said, "I wish I was a the most beautiful 20 year
> old woman in the world, I wish I had more money than I knew what to do
> with, and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince
> around."  With that the Genie nodded and after a huge cloud of dust
> cleared, the Genie was gone and so was the lamp.  The woman looked at
> herself and she was certainly beautiful.  She was surrounded with scads
of
> large bills.  She flung an armful in the air and watched it all flutter
> down around her.  She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash.
Then,
> she turned to look where her adoring cat once stood.
>
> There, in the feline's place stood a tall, dark, handsome man with
chiseled
> features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders and a soccer-player-tush.
> She walked over to him, he put his arms around her, brushed his hand upon
> her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whispered so softly, "Now,
> ...aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
>