Recognize anyone?

["Hawkins, Darwin" <Darwin.Hawkins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hi guys and gals,

Here's some stuff to brighten your day. The scary thing is I know some
of these people! My personal favorite is no. 11.



Quotes taken from actual work performance evaluations:
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  1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and
shows
     signs of starting to dig."

  2. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid
curiosity."

  3. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

  4. "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
     definitely won't be."

  5. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat

     in a trap."

  6. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
     whichever foot was previously in there."

  7. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

  8. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

  9. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
     achieve them."

  10. "This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the
better."

  11. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."