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NOT PD -2000 dissaster solution


Smeonw is sure that everyone is experiencing the same anxiety about our
computers
at the change of the millenium.  A low cost alternative for solving the>Y2K
(2000) has been identified:

The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by January 1999.
Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many
sound, valid for doing this
1.      No Y2K problems
2.      No more technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3.      No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

Thank You,

Members  2YK Citizens for a Responsible Community
                                ***********

Frequently asked questions at the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q:      My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over
the
                                screen.  What can I do?
A:      Pick it up and shake it.

Q      How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?

A:      Pick it up and shake it.

Q:      What's the shortcut for UNDO?

A:      Pick it up and shake it.

Q:      How do I create a New Document Window?

A:      Pick it up and shake it.

Q:      How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?

A:      Pick it up and shake it.

Q:      What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?

A:      Pick it up and shake it.

Q:      How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

A:      Pick it up and shake it.

Q.      How do I save a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

A:      Don't shake it.


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