Fwd: hysterical joke

[Bonnie Rowley <BRowley368@xxxxxxx>]

In a message dated 10/25/98 1:19:33 AM Eastern Standard Time,
Rosa123456@xxxxxxx writes:

>
>  > The first Jewish woman President is elected, and she calls her Mother:
>  >  "Mama, I've won the elections, you've got to come to the swearing-in
>  >  ceremony."
>  >
>  >  "I don't know, what would I wear?"
>  >
>  >  "Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker"
>  >
>  >  "But I only eat kosher food"
>  >
>  >  "Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food"
>  >
>  >  "But how will I get there?"
>  >
>  >  "I'll send a limo, just come mama"
>  >
>  >  "Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy."
>  >  The great day comes, and mama is seated between the Supreme Court
>  >  Justices and the Future Cabinet members.
>  >
>  >  She nudges the gentleman on her right:
>  >  "You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible ?...
>  >   Her brother's a doctor!"
>  >
>