Fw: Irish/Catholics

[Bruce Anderson <bbanderson@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Subject: Fw: Irish/Catholics


>
> > > One fine day in Ireland, a guy was out golfing and gets up to the 16th
> > > hole.
> > > He tees up and cranks one.  Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on
the
> > > side of the fairway.  He goes looking for his ball and comes across
this
> > > little guy with this huge knot on his head, and the golf ball lying
> > right
> > > beside him.  "Goodness," says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the
> > poor
> > > little guy.  Upon awaking, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me
> > fair
> > > and square.  I am a leprechaun.  I will grant you three wishes."
> > > The man says, "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't
> > hurt
> > > you too badly," and walks away.  Watching the golfer depart, the
> > > leprechaun
> > > thinks to himself, "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch
me,
> > > so
> > > I have to do something for him.  I'll give him the three things that I
> > > would
> > > want.  I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game and a great
sex
> > > life."
> > > Well, a year goes by and the same golfer is out golfing on the same
> > course
> > > at the 16th hole.  He gets up and hits one into the same woods and
goes
> > > off
> > > looking for his ball.  When he finds the ball he sees the same little
> > guy
> > > and asks how he is doing.  The leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I
> > ask
> > > how your golf game is?"
> > > "It's great!  I hit under par every time!"
> > > "I did that for you.  And might I ask how your money is holding out?"
> > > The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my
> > hand
> > > in
> > > my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar bill."
> > > "I did that for you, too.  And might I ask how you sex life is?"  The
> > > golfer
> > > looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a
> > week."
> > > The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "What?!  Only one or twice a
> > > week?!"
> > > "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."
> >