Re: 'Healing' PD / hohoho

[janet paterson <janet313@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

hey barb

At 11:34 1998/12/31 -0800, you wrote, in full:
>Janet 'n All.....
>HEY YOUSE PARKIE-FOLKS..... Ya got this magical PD cure all wrong!
>(Sheeeesh!  Whadda buncha knuckle-heads!)
>Here's what ya gots to do to be 150% cured of that pesky ol disease,
>using our wonderful just-invented-but thoroughly-tested (on a group
>of 5 SHMOOES <a la the cartoon strip <'Little Abner">, with great
>success).  Ready?  Read on.....
>First ya gotta submerge yerself  - right to your ears - in a tub of
>water for 24 hours (NO CHEATIN" NOW!).   Then remove yourself from
>the tub of water but do NOT dry off.   Next, open the 1st of the 2
>enclosed packets and rub the purple fixative alllllll over your body
>(And yes... we DO realize it smells pretty, ummmmm..... strong and
>gamey... but what the  heck - you Parkies can't smell nuttin'
>anyways!) <HAHAHAHAHA> Oooops!  <cackling to self>
>Sorry... I digress...  Finally, open the 2nd packet and spread the
>thousands of little seeds you'll find there onto the fixative you
>just spread on your body and stand there without moving till the next
>cycle has been activated - usually about 24 hours.
>In 24 hours, why, you'll be simply AMAZED to see a fuzzy green-leafed
>and oh-so-beneficial mold growing all over your body.  And don't
>worry,  you'll get USED to the smell in time (if you're lucky) <LOL>
>CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!  You've either been cured of Parkinson's or have
>become a human Chia-Pet! <grinning, ducking & running>
>Barb Mallut (totally wacko tonite)

poifeck, barbie, just poifeck!!!
lolo!

janet

janet paterson - 51 now /41 dx /37 onset - almonte/ontario/canada
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