Re NonPD - Best of Pig Posts

[Murray Charters <Murray_Charters@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Thankyou Bern.  Now this can be enjoyed, methinks, by pig antagonist
and pig afficienado alike....

I think this may qualify for "Best of Pig Posts" or something
similar... congratulations!

On  1 Oct 99 at 11:09, Bernard Shaw wrote:

> All the talk of pigs has got me at it here is my Porky tale for you all
> Bern.
>
> Porky
>
> I think that I will call you Porky,
>
> Because you are so nice and fat.
>
> I will dress you in pyjamas,
>
> And Grand-dad's old top hat.
>
> In my Sister's pram I will push you down the street,
>
> We will say good morning to every-one we meet.
>
> Your manners are appalling you really must not squeak,
>
> If you grunt as we pass the Butchers,
>
> I am sure he will not speak.
>
> So behave yourself young Porky, for this will never do,
>
> To squeak and grunt at people, it's not like the real you.
>
> Why do you always shudder when we speak of ham and eggs,
>
> We buy these from the farmer, the one with the big fat legs.
>
> You are very ignorant, Yes Porky you are a fool,
>
> So starting from tomorrow you must go to school.
>
> One thing you must know it pays to be good,
>
> Just listen to the teacher like a good Porky should.
>
> If you really learn all that a pig must know,
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> There is every chance; for you to grow and grow.
>
> When you are fully grown and are really nice and big,
>
> Porky I will break it to you gently that you are just a PIG.
>
> Bernard Shaw.
>
>
> 
> bernard.shaw@xxxxxxxxxx
>
> If your face wants to smile,Let it,
> If it doesn't make it.
>

Thanks again, my face wants to smile and did...

A former pig farmers kid ......... murray 55 / 49 / 38??
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