up in the sky ...harvest moon or.....

[Margaret Tuchman <MTuchman@xxxxxxx>]

Here's a joke I'd like to share with the group.  Need to laugh a little
each day.

Two pirates meet in a bar.  One has a peg-leg, hook and an eye patch.
"How'd you get that wooden leg, mate?" the first pirate asks.
"Arrr...it got bit off by a varmint shark!"
"So how'd you get that metal hook?"
"Twas in a sword fight -- the scoundrel chopped of me bloody hand!"
"And, how'd you lose that eye?"
"I was in the crow's nest and looked up to spy a seagull -- and the stinkin'
bird pooped in me eye!"
"So, how'd THAT make you blind?"
"Arrr...It was the first day I had me hook!"

Regards,
Margaret Tuchman (54 yrs, dx 1980)
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I've got Parkinson's disease.  And he's got mine.