Dogmatic Advice

[Mark Atyeo <matyeo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Some-one on this list (?) has a tagline reading
"On the internet no-one knows you're a dog"
So.......
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 THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM A DOG...

 Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

 Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to
 be pure ecstasy.

 When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

 When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

 Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

 Take naps and stretch before rising.

 Run, romp and play daily.

 Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

 Be loyal.

 Never pretend to be something you're not.

 If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

 When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by
 and nuzzle them gently.

 Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

 Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

 On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

 When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

 No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt
 thing and pout...run right back and make friends.

 Bond with your pack.

 Delight in the simple joy of  a long walk.
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'Nuff said?

Take Care
M.
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Mark Atyeo.
I always said I wanted to be somebody, I just wish I'd been more specific