A joke..

[Joao Paulo Carvalho <joaocarv@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hi friends,just to close the weekend a joke about man&woman :

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 A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat.  He looks up and
notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the
plane.  He is so nervous, and he soon realizes that she is walking
down the aisle toward  him.

When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a
conversation with her.  He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"
She responds, "To the annual Nymphomaniac convention in Chicago."

He is CRAZED with excitement!  Here is a gorgeous woman sitting
next to him, and she's  going to a meeting of  nymphomaniacs!!!!
"And what do you do at this meeting?" he asks.

"Well," she says, "we try to dissolve some of the popular myths
about sexuality."

"And what myths are those?" he goes on desperately.

She goes on to explain, "Well, one popular myth is that African
American men are the most endowed, when in fact, it is the Native
American man who owns this trait.  Also, it is widely believed that
the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish
descent who make the best lovers."

"Very interesting....." the man responds.  Suddenly, the woman
becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just
feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you!

What is your name?"

The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein."
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NB : This did'nt happens to me....    :-)

Cheers,

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