JOKE FROM A FRIEND OF LIZ'S

[Elizabeth Southwood <Sackvill@xxxxxxx>]

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.  After his
>checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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>He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
>combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
>husband will surely die."  "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
>Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a
>nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
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>Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.  Don't
>discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
>And  most importantly, make love with your husband several times a
>week and  satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the next 10
>months to a  year, I think your husband can regain his health
>completely."
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>On the way home, the husband asked his wife.  "What did the doctor
>say?"
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>"You're going to die," she replied.
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