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Re: Joke from Liz's friend
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Liz, those were good. I spent a few hours in the emergency room tonight, and felt so bad going in, and so good coming out (alive!) I was diagnosed with a kidney stone, and was handed a stack of paper funnels to strain out the offending model of Mt Rushmore when it decides to make its exit. They said it measures 7MM, but I swear I felt a small mountain moving through the plumbing. ANYWAY, I started thinking, if the late Jim Croce had this experience, he'd have sung: If I Could Save Pee in Funnel........(EVRYBODY SING ALONG!) ..Well maybe not! I just feel so lucky being sent home with all my organs in place, and no more pain! I wonder how many people find religion while waiting for pain relief in an emergency room? I went home with a bag o pills in one hand, and paint from a hospital bed rail under the nails of the other hand! It made me think of all the folks with PD, and other diseases that DON'T go away in a few hours.......Ken B
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