Top Ten List

[Jon Stedman <JDStedman@xxxxxxx>]

I had a very disturbing dream about the David Letter Late Night television
show.

>From the home office in Sioux city Iowa comes the top 10 list of signs,
enumerated from least to the number one (numero uno) sign that you are about
to have a bad day.

Here we go... drum roll please.

Number 10.  a sure sign that you are about to have a bad day.

10.
You wake up in the early morning rain lying face down on the concrete in the
gutter.  A sure sign that you are having a bad day.

 9. I need some suggestions from the PD funny department

 8. to complete this list

 7.  or create any other list you choose.

 6.  Send your funny top ten items to me via e-mail.  Let's

 5.   not clutter up the PARKINSN listserver.

 4.   ??

 3.   ??

 2.
Your doctor has just delivered the diagnosis from hell  - "You have
Parkinson's disease."  Yes sir, a bummer indeed - but the the number one,
mucho mas sign is:

 1.
There is a cure for this disease, but the U.S. Congress has not approved the
funding legislation for medical research into the causes and cure of
Parkinson's disease!

Thanks,  Jon


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